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Jel video neko ovo! :d
 
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Ah, da, zaboravih da objasnim... treba pritisnuti samo 'make bullshit' i skripta random generise IT web economy recenicu od 'verbs', 'adjectives' i 'nouns' :d

Ovo je standardan PR vokabular, sa konferencija za novinare. :rotf:
 
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Ahahahahaha

Evo kako bankari, gradjevinci, advokati, PR menadzeri i sl, prichaju kada idu na "tehniku zbunjivanja" prilikom prodaje nechega:

We are "grow bleeding-edge e-tailers" so You can "recontextualize end-to-end eyeballs". Finaly "envisioneer frictionless initiatives" is what You need! Or We can do some "brand transparent portals", and than You can "deliver B2B networks"
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Ok Ok! Kupujem! Samo nemojte vishe ko boga vas molim :rotf: hahahaha

P.S. Stavicu ovou bookmarks, da se nadje :D
 
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:rotf: vrhunsko profi proseravanje.... :sekira:

We are 'deploy world-class relationships' and 'visualize seamless communities', 'incentivize end-to-end relationships'.
We can 'iterate scalable e-markets' and also 'facilitate dot-com web services'!
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KUUUUUPUUUUJEM! :D

hahahahaha Pa ovo je odlichno! :rotf:
 
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genijalno :)
 
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@ animaN

Ne advokati,pravnici :) Advokati ne rade takvu vrstu poslova,mada opet... :)
 
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@ animaN

Ne advokati,pravnici :) Advokati ne rade takvu vrstu poslova,mada opet... :)
Kliknite za proširenje...
My bad :) U pravu si, mada shto kazesh "mada opet..." :D Mnogo je smeshno kada shvatish da zapravo neke stvari, tj dokumenta, na engleskom koje chitash izgledaju ovako slichno :rotf:

"scale leading-edge experiences" :rotf:

:wave:
 
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